Umbilical Whipped

A child who agrees with their mother on everything, and has not left home after, or during, their mid-twenties. Probably chats online with older women. Mother is most likely a Donald Trump supporter.

Where did Joe go? His mom called and he left. God! He's so umbilical whipped.

Where's Dan at? He's at the Republican primary. Oh. Yea.... umbilical whipped.

by Mr. E 9000 November 19, 2015

rectal umbilical cord

when a poo is so long it is resting in the toilette bowl while still attached to the body

Man, I had to cut the rectal umbilical cord today after greasing the bowl.

by Lana Deebs July 19, 2011

Umbilicall

The extremely frequent phone calls that take place between a mother and daughter, especially when the daughter moves out of the house or gets married.

"Ever since we got married, my wife places at least 5 umbilicalls a day. She'll even call her mom to find out what shampoo to use in the morning."

by McChea February 11, 2009

Umbilical Cable

An umbilical cord is how a fetus survives in the womb; its the pipe which gives everything a fetus needs to survive.

An umbilical cable is a bunch of cables held together or one big cable that resembles an umbilical cord. An umbilical cable transports vital data and/or electricity between things.

I opened my computer and I saw a bunch of umbilical cables!

by da tech guy August 23, 2011

Umbilical Card

1. A credit card in your name for which your parents are responsible

Mom told me to use the umbilical card to buy a fancy dress for my cousin's wedding

by EarlyToBed January 23, 2010

umbillicus cumination

The art of successfully ejaculating into your girlfriend's navel (belly button) for points.

I performed a successful umbilllicus cumination operation what do i get for that?

by fred May 5, 2003

Umbicious

According to a 9 year old child this word means to be very rude and savage

Katie says you are very umbicious

by thatsmolbeaninurlife December 26, 2020