Umbilicall 

The extremely frequent phone calls that take place between a mother and daughter, especially when the daughter moves out of the house or gets married.

"Ever since we got married, my wife places at least 5 umbilicalls a day. She'll even call her mom to find out what shampoo to use in the morning."

Umbilicall by McChea February 11, 2009

umbilical dip 

A British term for the navel or "belly button" in the center of a human torso.

When the belly dancer swayed erotically, her umbilical dip bobbed in time to the music.

umbilical dip by thundatune12 August 8, 2012

cut the umbilical cord 

When a child's mother (usually the son) refuses to acknowledge the fact that "her baby" is growing up and will always try to be involved in whatever they do. This is most commonly seen in these three scenarios; 1) getting a driver's license 2) the first date 3) going off to college.

Mother: Oh, I just can't believe my little baby is finally going out on his first date. Do you think you'll be alright?
Son: Mom, I'm fine, just leave me alone. I'm 18 and I'm not a little kid anymore.
Father: Honey, just cut the umbilical cord already and let him go!

cut the umbilical cord by That One Random Guy There December 2, 2010

Umbilical Spit 

A type of spit that usually occurs after being deyhydrated or after strenuous physical activity. The gum-like quality of the spit causes it to hang unceremoniously from your mouth in a long string of saliva, usually causing the victim to lean forward with their head away from their body and shaking erratically in an attempt to break the Umbilical Spit.

Friend: "John, why are you looking at the ground like that?
John: "I'm waiting out this massive umbilical spit"

Umbilical Spit by boatsfalcon April 8, 2013

umbiblical cord 

The connector from our Heavenly Father to any good Christian. Provides spiritual nourishment.

Without God's umbiblical cord, our lives are meaningless.

umbiblical cord by Darius Miles October 30, 2013

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord 

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"

Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord by Zeval April 7, 2020

Umbilical Whipped 

A child who agrees with their mother on everything, and has not left home after, or during, their mid-twenties. Probably chats online with older women. Mother is most likely a Donald Trump supporter.

Where did Joe go? His mom called and he left. God! He's so umbilical whipped.

Where's Dan at? He's at the Republican primary. Oh. Yea.... umbilical whipped.

Umbilical Whipped by Mr. E 9000 November 19, 2015