Ubertoast

Ubertoast is essentially toast that is "better". It is like regular toast, but has been made into ubertoast thanks to a special toasting process known only by seven elderly Mongolian warriors living in Senegal.

Due to its uber-ness, only a few people are capable of eating ubertoast; among these are Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Christopher Walken. The toast is also so uber that, when saying the word out loud, you must shout it, as in "UBERTOAST!!!"

NOOB: Gee, I really love toast! Hey, what's this "ubertoast"?

CHUCK NORRIS: It's not "ubertoast", it's "UBERTOAST!!!" And you're not powerful enough to eat the UBERTOAST!!!

NOOB: Oh yeah? Watch me!

(Noob eats the ubertoast and his head asplodes)

by Lordnecronus December 11, 2009

ubertard

A person who is levels of magnitude above an uptard.

What you would scream at someone who sits at a green light until it turns red. "Pull out you fucking ubertard!"

by natedog August 30, 2004

Umbergered

In reference to the body check Sabres defenseman Brian Campbell laid on Flyers R.J. Umberger in the 2006 NHL Playoffs. When someone or something gets up-ended or completely levelled. Destoryed.

Brian: "Yo, did you see that building get imploded yesterday?"
Nick: "Yeah man, that thing was totally Umbergered"

by Kleijd46 June 10, 2007

Umberto

Fun,energetic,handsome,loyal,funny,kind,chick magnet,rough,madle in love with people that he barely knows he gets into a lot of fights shoe addict

Girl:OMG is that Umberto

Other girl:ya
Girl:I'm going to ask him out
Girl:wanna go out

Umberto:no I have a girlfriend

by Cheer ZZ you June 6, 2015

umbertan

a tan that looks totally fake, and looks disgusting

ew, umbertans look HORRIBLE

by TooGucciForYou January 14, 2015

Umbest

A word that stupid people use to describe weddings.

Maddie and Symon had the umbest wedding!

by madmon4070 November 15, 2011

umbers

A word used by one kid when another kid does something bad.

Umbers! I'm gonna tell the teacher.

by vinreo April 28, 2005