umber alert

A coded method of relating that one needs to defecate. See also amber alert.

Woman:(driving) We need to pull over some place clean.
Man: Umber Alert?
Woman: Word.

by twunch March 29, 2007

Umbers

A fat over weight insignificant twat that thinks he has it all, but really has nothing going for him. Blows off all the proper boys

Your a bit of an umbers
You twat!

by lad April 22, 2004

umber-ella

Misspronounced umbrella. Now taken up by MTV hosts, as a catchphrase in reference to Rihanna's newest single.

Attempt at creating innuendo, yet a miserable failiure.

Rihanna in video/audio. Note the nasal tones.

MTV Host. "It's rainin' heaps on set, better get out your umber-ellas !"*cannned laughter*

by Gekkondae July 26, 2007

umber-ella

Much like the Umbrella, but more umber-ella ish.

I am having umber-ella issues this morning

by Spandy April 30, 2005

Umber Syal

A human who is kind, considerate, perfect (if one has a good sense of perception), tall, handsome, as beautiful inside as out, with gorgeous deep brown stunning eyes, milk-coming-out-of-my-nose worthy humor, an intricate and ever-evolving mindset, a perfectly amiable personality and oh- to die for dimple. In summary: perfection.

1) Don't talk about my man.
2) "He's Umber Syal" = "He's so perfect"

by His stunning gf *hairflip* November 21, 2021

Burnt Umber

Placing dog poop in a bag and setting it on fire.

Bob gave his neighbor burnt umber for the holidays.

by BJorn BJorski May 11, 2025

Umber

An outburst used to inform someone of a perceives transgression, and that they will not escape retribution for their deeds. Almost exclusively used by young children I'm elementary school.

UMBER! You were kissing Amy! You're gonna get cooties!..
UMBER! You can't steal tater-tots! I'm gonna tell!

by The Pope of Wolves March 10, 2023