Ukulele

The instrument that white girls play when they have no musical talent as a desperate attempt to get a higher social status and/or a desperate call for attention.

Guy 1: Bro, look at that girl, she is playing the Ukulele.
Guy 2: well what did you expect, she is white as hell.
Girl: *Starts playing Riptide*
Guy 1 and 2: Smh

by ïïï February 28, 2019

ukulele

small hawaiian guitar. pronounced (oooh-KUU-leh-leh) NOT (you-kuu-lay-lee). get it strait haoles.

me and my cousin like playin the ukulele.

by ypahu June 29, 2006

ukulele

A ukulele, or uke, is a small gutair-like instrument that originated in Hawaii. this instrument sends out good vibes as it is played and brings a smile to everyone's face when it is played (if it is in tune!)

We love to play the ukulele!

by islandgirltyler16 May 9, 2015

Ukulele

A sad, poor, lonely excuse for a guitar. Seen in garbage bins and that one Vance Joy music video.

Guy 1: Hey, we need a guitarist for our band
Guy 2: I can play ukulele
Guy 1: FUCK.

by PopShouldDieLikeMCR March 5, 2018

Ukulele

A godawful "instrument" that talentless hacks play to try and seem likeable at all
It's only acceptable when a Hawaiian plays it

God I hate the ukulele

by Bigpussmasher87 October 30, 2019

Ukulele

A stupid and pathetic excuse for a guitar, usually gay men and fat Hawaiian people play it all the time and its fucking annoying

Gotdamnit Dan can you stop playing the ukulele all the time?!

by ayypegg April 3, 2019

Ukulele

A tiny useless gay guitar usually found within people's trash bins and in that annoying song named riptide

Guy 1:hey I need a person for the band

Guy 2: what position

Guy 1:Guitarist

Guy 2:I can play ukulele

Guy 1:Your a disappointment and a waste of money for learning

by Urmummygee August 13, 2019