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A ukulele, or uke, is a small gutair-like instrument that originated in Hawaii. this instrument sends out good vibes as it is played and brings a smile to everyone's face when it is played (if it is in tune!)
We love to play the ukulele!
A sad, poor, lonely excuse for a guitar. Seen in garbage bins and that one Vance Joy music video.
Guy 1: Hey, we need a guitarist for our band
Guy 2: I can play ukulele
Guy 1: FUCK.
Ukulele by PopShouldDieLikeMCR March 5, 2018
A godawful "instrument" that talentless hacks play to try and seem likeable at all
It's only acceptable when a Hawaiian plays it
God I hate the ukulele
Ukulele by Bigpussmasher87 October 30, 2019
A stupid and pathetic excuse for a guitar, usually gay men and fat Hawaiian people play it all the time and its fucking annoying
Gotdamnit Dan can you stop playing the ukulele all the time?!
Ukulele by ayypegg April 3, 2019
A tiny useless gay guitar usually found within people's trash bins and in that annoying song named riptide
Guy 1:hey I need a person for the band

Guy 2: what position

Guy 1:Guitarist

Guy 2:I can play ukulele

Guy 1:Your a disappointment and a waste of money for learning
Ukulele by Urmummygee August 13, 2019
The Ukulele is a four stringed instrument that resembles a guitar but instead of 6 strings it has 4. Which, in no way, makes it less important. There are many variations of shapes, sizes, and colors if you are looking into buying a ukulele
Ukulele by contagiouslygay August 20, 2018