by Mo Tee September 9, 2019

The University of Washington aka the best college on the planet. Home of the Huskies . Future bosses of Wazzu grads. If you see someone sportin purple and gold they're probably smarter, sexier, and better than you.
by Ben Davis March 10, 2005

Common British abbreviation: Undoubtedly well endowed. Mostly used when adverting to the size of human male primary sexual characteristics.
Two girls watching the gymnastics world cup. "Wow, see this guy in his tights over there? He's so Uwe." "Yeah, totally!"
by Jeff Clever February 5, 2010

U·we
pl. U·wes
1. A person who is so incredibly inept at his or her craft, but blindly and madly continues to produce, despite the pleas of many around him. Defying all odds and logic, often a Uwe will surround him or herself with incredible talent and funding.
2. A situation describing a person of that inclincation. (ie. pulling a Uwe)
Origins: Middle English, from Old English (Uwe Boll - the horrendously untalented hack German film director) See uwe- in Indo-European Roots.
pl. U·wes
1. A person who is so incredibly inept at his or her craft, but blindly and madly continues to produce, despite the pleas of many around him. Defying all odds and logic, often a Uwe will surround him or herself with incredible talent and funding.
2. A situation describing a person of that inclincation. (ie. pulling a Uwe)
Origins: Middle English, from Old English (Uwe Boll - the horrendously untalented hack German film director) See uwe- in Indo-European Roots.
Person #1: Oh God, is your sister still making those awful homemade denim platform shoes with the tassels and beads and sequins?
Person #2: Yeah, all her friends keep telling her to stop making the shoes because they're so ugly but somehow she gets money from it.
Person #1: Wow, she's totally pulling a Uwe.
Person #2: Yeah, all her friends keep telling her to stop making the shoes because they're so ugly but somehow she gets money from it.
Person #1: Wow, she's totally pulling a Uwe.
by antiboy August 30, 2005

Abbrevation for unwavering exaggerator. Someone who shows off shamelessly while adorning himself with borrowed plumes. An insufferable loudmouth.
"If my neighbour keeps talking shit, I'm gonna go get my KATANA!" - "Man, you wont do shit. Don't be such an UWE"
"I was actually the first doing this!" - "You weren't even born at that time you bloody UWE"
"I was actually the first doing this!" - "You weren't even born at that time you bloody UWE"
by Hos Lollos Permanos July 28, 2022

Jim: "What happened today Bob... we got our arses kicked!!??"
Bob: "We were UWE'd Jim... properly UWE'd."
Bob: "We were UWE'd Jim... properly UWE'd."
by Lovin' it April 6, 2004

by Peter the P November 21, 2004
