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conscious uncoupling

A bullshit term used by people who take a relationship/marriage and any children involved lightly to excuse their behavior to people that they consider themselves above.
We will use the term "Conscious Uncoupling" to excuse our selfish behavior to stupid people when announcing our divorce so as to give the illusion of our higher intellect, which in reality, is quite sub-pedestrian in nature. This term will also divert attention away from how we were too lazy to find a way to adjust our self absorbed behavior for the sake of the children affected by this trauma.
by Your Papi May 6, 2014
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uncouple

Two people who are friends and there are some romantic feelings between them, but you don't see them getting together at any time in the near future... so romance between the two of them is not assured. First used by the Tvgal at zap2it.com to describe certain television friendships.
Joan and Mitch are such an uncouple.
by Laetitia Lomsky April 24, 2003
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conscious uncoupling

A term used by one or more parties to a marriage, romantic relationship, civil union etc. to announce its ending, yet, at the same time, assure the public, in general, that the decision was made only after careful and immense thought, reflection, consideration and remorse. Not to be confused with a rash, unthinking or unconscious split-up, break-up, divorce or the like.
You know what they say....marriage is the leading cause of conscious uncouplings.
by heberwibba May 5, 2014
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uncountable

1. not countable
2. incapable of having the total precisely ascertained
3. indefinitely large in number
4. an infinite number
5. too many to be counted
6. innumerable
The number of reasons for Kate and Kyle's love for each other is uncountable.
by keightie August 2, 2010
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uncouthless

showing couth. showing good manners or being smooth. It's a double-negative, therefore it is a positive. Opposite of uncouthful. Synonym of couthful.
Everyone thought he was being smooth.
"That was very uncouthless, bro."
by Broseph352 February 12, 2009
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uncousined

me and jose used to be cousins but then he hooked up with my girlfriend so i uncousined him
by jose66666555555 November 25, 2010
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uncouth

Not refined.
The uncouth mineralds of the world.
by Larstait November 15, 2003
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