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Two's day 

The date of the 22nd of February, 2022, also known as 22/2/2022 or 2/22/2022. This day just so happens to fall on a Tuesday, hence the pun. Not to be confused with Twosday.
On this day... well... I don't know - do what you want. I mean, what did you do on 11/11/2011?
1. "I can't wait until Two's day."
2. "Ikr dude its gonna be so anti-climactic!"
Two's day by Larry Rat Dance Potter February 26, 2019

two's up 

Two's up is a very old Yorkshire expression meaning, "Save me a small amount of what you're currently consuming" It was originally used by miners who were hungry and wanted a piece of pie from one of their more fortunate colleagues. It became more popular in the 70's and meant "share your cigarette with me".
I've left my fags at home, two's up on your rolly (hand rolled cigarette)"
two's up by Little Alf September 8, 2016

Droppin two's 

The act of putting up the 2-fingered peace sign. Usually signifying a person's exit.
Steve: "Hey man, wanna hang out some more tonight?"
John: "Nah man, I shouldn't. I gotta get home and go to bed."
Steve: "Alright dude."
John: "Droppin two's, man."
Droppin two's by Decimotox October 25, 2009

Two's or Dudes 

A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.
Man this bar sucks! It's Two's or Dudes in here, and that dudes a two..... I'm out!!!

duece two's 

Slang for twenty-two inch rims. Duece defining twenty inch rim, and two's defining the actual variety of twenty inch rim.
"I ride through the lot with my duece two's gleaming."
duece two's by Eugene January 31, 2005

The Two's 

An infamous short strip of dorms located on the second floor of the Wagner Building at Stony Brook University. The residents there make up a tight-knit community, well-known for their hatred of outsiders and love of Skoal, domestic beer, and Chaka Khan.
GC: Where you at?
D-Rock: The Two's.
The Two's by Spanish Kid March 10, 2009