two pump chump

A male who prematurely ejaculates

"Dave M, is such a two pump chump. that he blows his load before he even see the gold,"

by Spanish Lighting September 28, 2009

Two-Pump Chump

1) when having sex and you only get it in twice before you done!!!!//// Two-Pump!!!!

haaa!!! Alex Nelson is a Two-Pump Chump

by The Twin December 28, 2009

two pump conversion

An event whereas after you finally get a chick to let you score with her, you start the lovemaking process and finish after an amazing two pumps...

I finally got my new girl alone and naked and all I could pull off was a two pump conversion.

by donaldson November 29, 2003

Two Pump Trump

Someone who comes in strong politically and finishes weak.

We know he's eager to get in but hope it's more satisfying than a Two Pump Trump.

- Moped Dave

by Moped Dave May 15, 2016

TWO PUMP JUMP

A quickie that isn't meant to be a quickie. when your guy is premature in the sack. usually used with negative connotations.

"So how was last night?"

"dinner was good, movie was ok, then we went back to his place"

"and...?"

"well it was a two pump jump, so i was home by curfew"

"boo"

by Sloan NC May 27, 2008

two pump cum dump

When there's been a lot foreplay and it only takes two pumps of a penis to get them to cum

I was with my date last night and it ended with a two pump cum dump

by Cake.is.my.otp August 19, 2017

Two pump chump

Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...

"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."

by Chumper December 29, 2003