Twitterize

twit⋅ter⋅ize
–verb (used with object), -ized, -iz⋅ing.
1. The act of enabling a person/object to access Twitter.
2. To show a person the wonders of Twitter.

high school kid - hey, are you twitterized yet?

college dude - Dude, I'm totally going to twitterize Shelly from Calculus tonight.

Business person - Hey, are you twitterized yet?

by TheTweeple April 17, 2009

twitterize

The term refers to the need to condense writing down to a precise point that uses as few characters as possible.

That presentation is to long, it needs to be twitterized.

by HurricaneTammy August 27, 2017

Twitterite

A person who cant last more than a few minutes with out checking twitter.

Dave twitters every hour and has been diagnosed as a serious Twitterite!

by Boozewatch.com.au July 2, 2009

de-twittered

de-twittered means to have your twitter account suspended.

tRumpty is furious - he got de-twittered!

by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021

Twitterfied

Ususally refered to a Texan who is unusually unTexan and hopped on on Mc'Donalds beef tallow.

Twitterfied fucktards singin in tha rain

by Sniggins May 8, 2003

twitterizing

The act of terrorizing a person via twitter.

My ex has been twitterizing me for weeks. She just won't leave me alone.

by cjk156 July 27, 2009

twitterite

A person that uses twitter to write concise aphorisms.

Harry Shearer is a prolific twitterite.

by mojoholio November 19, 2010