Twitterbate

To climax from masturbation in 140 strokes or less.

I knew my roommate was going to return in a few minutes so I only had time for a Twitterbate.

by bateworld December 05, 2011

Twitterbate

To repeatedly use Twitter with no friends or followers.

It's so sad, that Jimmy twitterbates every day.

by sneakergeek October 17, 2009

Twitterbator

One who derives satisfaction from stroking their ego via excessive tweeting.

Johnny's a SERIOUS twitterbator, the guy tweets constantly.

by KittieQuinlan July 19, 2012

Twitterbation

Nudge yourself on twitter!

e.g. nudge Urbandictionary

Hey he just did Twitterbation!

by Twitter Bation November 25, 2009

Twitterbate

Using Twitter to masturbate from tweeted porn scenes

Guy 1: Did you hear so and so was twitterbating
Guy 2: What on earth is twitterbating?
Guy 1: Opens Twitter and goes to Twitter porn
Guy 2: Oooooooooooooooh.
#Twitterbate
#Twitterbating
#Twitter porn

Instead of going to traditional pornsites or having sex Tim, Jesse, Ryan, Brian, Jake, Paul and Mary decided to twitterbate that day.

by Andre Hayes May 22, 2022

twitterbated

masterbating while on twitter

I twitterbated while updating my status.

by admiral sparky October 08, 2009

Twitterbate

Debating another person or topic in 140 characters or less.

The two candidates erupted in a Twitterbate as the election neared.

by Viva Visibility September 19, 2008