Tweetotaller

Someone who claims to abstain from tweeting; to never have tweeted; or to be a recovering tweetaholic.

"I'm a tweetotaller. I've never used Twitter in my life. And even if I did tweet, I could give up anytime I wanted."

by Joller March 8, 2012

tweetotaler

Someone who has a twitter account and stop writing in it.

@Yumyummin do not write anything on twitter. Perhaps it has become a tweetotaler

by JoTambe December 7, 2010

tweezeturbate

when someone has to use tweezers to masturbate because his hands are too big in compareson to his cock so he cant get the job done.

Bob: jim has a really small cock, i think he is under 8!!
Dan:8, thats not bad what r u talking about???
Bob:8 centimeters isnt big!
Dan:oh 8 CENTIMETERS. that changes things, maby we should get him a pair of tweezers for his birthday.

by alex e February 7, 2005

Tweezlot

A person who catches seagulls, and feeds them beans, wich they can't digest. This gives them really bad gas, and also kills them. The Tweezlot then sucks the farts out of them.

Geez, why are you a tweezlot?

by PyroKid March 9, 2004