Tweed

Possibly the greatest person to live. He has Godly characteristics and can turn water into a full-grown flamingo. Everyone wants to touch him so they go to A Touch of Tweed and pay $1 million to touch his beautiful head.

Joe: I wish I was Tweed, he is so lovely!
Cindy: I wish i could keep my head in Tweed's pants for the rest of my life!

by Conor Creator of Earth July 25, 2008

Tweed

When smoking a doobie and drinking a cup o' tea

Tweed?...Nice...

by theswedishgiant October 18, 2010

Tweed

Dork, douche bag, idiot, poser

I dont like going to Gasoline Alley because there are too many tweeds hanging out there.

by Thomas Wight December 30, 2005

Tweed

The tuft of hair growing from the top cleft of the buttocks.

Ay man! Shave that tweed. It looks like a treasure troll peeking out your butt crack.

by RectalThermom February 9, 2017

Tweed

Tweed = Weed

Mandy: You still want that 10 draw you asked for?
Cassie: Yeh Yeh, Anything for da tweed.
Mandy: No cat piss in this one, made from pure weed an gud old seringe.
Cassie: kk, im off to make the good ole spliff now...

by Jessica December 10, 2003

tweeding

(from William Magear Tweed, political leader in New York City 1823-1878) over-development, unnecessary development, or development out of character with the neighborhood, facilitated by corrupt zoning changes, tax abatements, or incentives by politicians to benefit politically connected developers. In short: private gain at public expense.

That area was once two-family homes, now it is being converted to high rises because of a zoning change, it is tweeding in action.

by patsw December 23, 2009

tweed

abbreviated tumbleweed
strong marijuana

"We be smokin dat tweed till we fall in the grave." -Bone Thugs N Harmony

by Nicole April 5, 2004