Twatwaffle

Someone who is extremely co-dependent and needy af. Always a clinger and whiney. #leach #clinger

No on each like her, she's a twatwaffle.

by THE REAL SHIT May 31, 2017

Twatwaffle

A complete douchebag whose narcissism is unparalleled. To earn the title of twatwaffle, one must post selfies whenever they eat, drink, or take a dump. Additionally they must comment on every social and political issue that is trending for that day, usually hijacking someone else's thoughts. Twatwaffles are fueled by likes and comments on facebook and will go to any lengths to get them.

Did you see that twatwaffle's selfies today? Who takes that many pictures of themselves with a corn dog?

by KoolFrood June 9, 2020

Twatwaffle

A loving name for your boyfriend.

Oh babe, you’re such a twatwaffle.

by Gophergame March 29, 2021

Twatwaffle

Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately

Swan from S810 is a Twatwaffle

by Gotcha89 January 19, 2023

Twatwaffle

An idiot. Someone that doesn't have a clue

Justin Trudeau is a Twatwaffle.

by SirFartAloT6 January 16, 2022

Twatwaffle

1. a messed up mangina
2. a guy who is trolling women online and acting like a jerk
3. a descriptive reference to a womans sexual organ that is not pleasing to the eye ie:rare roast beef chewed on by a pitbull

"Stop being a twatwaffle!"

by n30n_1 October 16, 2008

Twatwaffle

Someone you adore but you're too douchey or awkward to call an actual real pet name

Them: whose she?
You: thats my twatwaffle dick

by froggerr November 25, 2020