twatistic

a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.

After Snatchface has a few beers in him he becomes twatistic.

by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006

twattock

A modification of twat, (literaly, little twat) used as an insult, and is useful when an extra sylable is needed in an amusing poem or suchlike.

My heavens, isn't Mary and Jimmy's boy a twattock?

Yes, but what did you expect from those two?

by steroozi April 30, 2004

twastika

A disparaging term given to the derogatory symbol of Feminism, created by internet humorist Maddox. It is a swastika with dashes underneath the main "arms" to form four rotating letter "F's," for "feminism. "Twastika" is derived from "twat" and "swastika."

"Raise those twastikas high, ladies!"

by P. Dub January 31, 2007

Twattic

A wizards sleeve that was once filled with many things but has now become dusty, dilapidated and mouldy through disuse.

"Oh mildred, a young man came round the other day to clear out my attic. Afterwards he cleaned out my twattic free of charge."
"can I have his number ethel?"

by tattybojanglesarenice April 23, 2010

Tastickle

When the taste buds in the back of your mouth get hit fast and hard by a strong flavor.

I drank that lemon juice and it punched me hard in my tastickle!

by Lorbee May 22, 2020

Twatsticker

A heinous person, generally female, who annoys everyone to the point that they want to call him/her names. This name suffices in underlining the said persons annoying nature.

That girl is getting on my last nerve. She's such a twatsticker.

by cyanideproject December 3, 2011

twatsack

1. A person who is such a massive twat that they more accurately ressemble a big, quivvering sack of twats.

2. A womans pants.

1. 'What's happened Tom? I thought you and Claire were talking again?'
'Well thats right, we were. Until, that was, she unintentionally reminded me of what a complete fucking twatsack she really is.'

2. 'I tell you what Tim, have you got any babywipes? I've been stomping so hard in that sweaty mosh I really should have planned ahead and brought some clean twatsacks with me. They're kicking out right offensive mate.'

by doombadger April 26, 2010