Mystical twatasaurous

the vag u can never get....

"goddamn i had a dream last night about that mystical twatasaurous..."

by golden shaft July 29, 2009

twatasaurus

a big fat fuck which annoys all (aka curtis milligan)

curtis was a big fat twatasaurus and still is :P
btw he likes bum sexxx

by lauren and joe : teh sexxx February 8, 2008

Tranosaurus Rex

What archeological textbooks and Jurrasic Park taught you about 65 million old reptilian beasts is but a minor bruise on the skin of understatement. The tranosaurus rex is a term donned to those who tricera-top the common man in knowledge, physical capability and vicious sensual lust just to name a few. The ladies jawdrop as the stomp of the tranosaurus sends oscillations up their legs where man could only dream. The 'tran' for short is also a term donned to men popular for fifa knowledge and expertise.

Godzilla: Come get me bruz.

Tranosaurus Rex: Later bro, gotta watch some football.

Chuck Norris: ye ye babyyy!

by Boss Thugga October 18, 2011

twatasaurus rex

a twat with a large bushel of hair in tight pants!

Ruben is such a twatasaurus rex!

by ditto55 August 3, 2007

Twatasauras

A woman with a big loose vagina, usually woman 40 years old and older

That cougar sure knows how to fuck.....she has a twatasauras

by Ktm_690 October 8, 2011

Twatsaurus Rex

A whore, skank, slut, hooker, tramp

Jenny is a Twatsaurus Rex.

by Twat sa urus Rex January 27, 2010

twatisaurus

something a chick would call her best friend if she was being annoying or dumb.

Jordan: stfu you twatisaurus!
Mattie: lol!

by JordyNicole January 13, 2011