twarty

A poorly made up portmanteau word. It's made up from "twitter - party". A twarty usually needs a theme. It's where people, erm, "hang out" on twitter and tweet mostly about the said theme.

For one thing, you can tweet your questions and the twarty's host will answer them. The good thing is, it'a a lot harder to feel awkward in a twarty, and you can easily twarty hard.

However, the word twarty, is well and truely awkawrd and lame.

Example 1:
#Nick: You been to the Ugly Americans twarty ?

#Deepika: Dude, Ugly Americans is a great show, But a twarty? Come on.

Example 2:

Teacher in a sex-ed class: Now all you people should go to Agony aunt Jane's twarty. It's totally cool and all, because, you know, it's on twitter.

Teen in the class: *throws up*. Oh no.

by dnilim110 March 26, 2010

twarty vagitus

A fetish,in which the wearer dresses in a pigeon suit and poo-poos on historical landmarks.

You dress as a pigeon and poop on historical landmarks..you have got twarty vagitus!!

by Stephen from hampsted heath July 14, 2004

Twartle

A short fat man. Dwarf + Turtle = Twartle.

Here comes the office twartle again, with his ridiculously filthy coffee mug and bad jokes.

by Krackin March 8, 2013

Tarity

A common misinterpretation of the word 'Thirty' when said with an Irish accent.

Dave: "So what was the final score of your tennis match?"

Patty: "T'was Fifteen to Tarity!!"

by Badgery November 14, 2006

Twart

While in the act of twerking you let out a frat.

My girl was all twerking on my junk and let out a twart

by Crypto1143 June 16, 2013

Twriter

Person who writes tweets on twitter. Could be any twitter user, but most definitely the people who ACTUALLY type tweets for famous / celebrities on Twitter.

I don't know. He's so famous. Wonder who his Twriter is.

or
Joe? I'm looking over your resume and I'm not sure you should use TWRITER as your current job description.

by VGVGVG April 14, 2010

Twart

A fart that comes from a chicks twat

"Yo man u smell that shit?"
"Fuck dude, I think that bitch twarted"

by Liquid April 17, 2003