twanker

Noun: Someone thought by another to be a fool, an idiot, or someone whose behaviour is in some way unacceptable (but not illegal or overly troublesome) to the norms of the majority in the vicinity.
Etymology: derived from 'wanker' but thought to be less offensive.

"Him, he's nothing but a twanker. He never sits down and never answers any questions."

"You twanker!"

by Gwanker (partial to Bflat wank too) July 4, 2004

twanker

it is a shortened word for"toms a wanker"

tom pritchard from wrexham is a twanker

by beatdownshiffty July 14, 2006

twanker

A banker who uses Twitter.

This was made up live on Deal or No Deal by Noel.

That banker is a twanker

by kennydude October 16, 2011

twanker

a shortened word for nicks a wanker

that plonker nick blundle from wrexham is a right twanker with a small willie

by paul willie June 27, 2007

twanker

A noun used to describe twenty dollars worth of marijuana.

"Ey...whatsup..yea i want a twankers"

"Got a pack o' twankers?"

"Nah man..all I got left is a twankers..some shake."

by weez420time January 29, 2007

twanker

Insult: someone who is both twat and wanker.

He's such a twanker!

by LoveHoneyBunny May 6, 2004

Nappy Twanker

a gross ass, grimey ass vagina. or a trashy unkept woman.

liza manelli = nappy twanker

by Jaunny P. Goodwin January 20, 2009