TUI

Typing Under the Influence

Bob: yo man i got totally wasted last night and i told trish I loved her on AOL.
Jim: Why would you do that?
Bob: Man I was totally TUI.

by Frank Bob July 13, 2007

TUI

texting under the influence

*Johnny flips open his cell phone*

"New text message received 2/2/2008 at 1:04 am:

I watn you so baddd why don5t you like m eback"

Johnny: She must have been TUI.

by xdarlinnikki January 12, 2009

tui

A Kick ass Beer Brewed in Mangatainoka in the Wairarapa district of New Zealand since 1889.

If ya dont drink tui, then yer a wuss. If ya dont drink tui from the 750ml or Jugs then yer a fucking pussy.

by Brother Number One July 5, 2005

Tui

A great name to use for blooket. Sick piano skills. Teaches little kids at weekends and enjoys being intheir presence. Tui curry sui. #tuilivesmatter

That Tui be raging at table football.

by LeoPigRiverxoxo January 22, 2023

Tui

Hates Ed sheeran #tuilivesmatter

Tui is cool also If you like Ed sheeran use some soap smelly

by Woowzasmanthatscrazy December 6, 2020

TUI

Thinking Under the Influence.

Dude I think I love her" "Nah you're just drunk, your TUI.

by KGetzy July 26, 2010

TUI

Tweeting under the influence. Not to be confused with the more serious DUI.

Let me stop committing a TUI.

by MrsKatLachiver January 9, 2014