Bob: yo man i got totally wasted last night and i told trish I loved her on AOL.
Jim: Why would you do that?
Bob: Man I was totally TUI.
by Frank Bob June 15, 2007
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*Johnny flips open his cell phone*

"New text message received 2/2/2008 at 1:04 am:

I watn you so baddd why don5t you like m eback"

Johnny: She must have been TUI.
by xdarlinnikki February 13, 2008
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A Kick ass Beer Brewed in Mangatainoka in the Wairarapa district of New Zealand since 1889.
If ya dont drink tui, then yer a wuss. If ya dont drink tui from the 750ml or Jugs then yer a fucking pussy.
by Brother Number One June 16, 2005
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Hates Ed sheeran #tuilivesmatter
Tui is cool also If you like Ed sheeran use some soap smelly
by Woowzasmanthatscrazy December 7, 2020
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A great name to use for blooket. Sick piano skills. Teaches little kids at weekends and enjoys being intheir presence. Tui curry sui. #tuilivesmatter
That Tui be raging at table football.
by LeoPigRiverxoxo January 22, 2023
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Dude I think I love her" "Nah you're just drunk, your TUI.
by KGetzy July 26, 2010
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Tweeting under the influence. Not to be confused with the more serious DUI.
by MrsKatLachiver January 9, 2014
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