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turtlepoker

The act of upon spreading your legs and putting the turtles head toward "The girl" and waiting for it to stick it's head out.
My husband could not please me so I speaded my legs and let my pet turtle please me by doing the turtlepoker move, and wow it was amazing.
by oogelle January 16, 2010
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Turtlebackery

Stupid statements, situations, or mistakes that cause turtles to roll over on their backs.
Person A: Hillary Clinton is the best person EVAR!!

Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).
by Daniel Wagner December 29, 2007
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turtlemate

noun
like when you adopt a goat for Oxfam and they pair you with a turtle and you have a turtlemate who sends you presents
Oh look I just got a poster from my turtlemate!
by polomate March 7, 2016
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Turtlegames

He always freaks out and always geting angry and hes head look like he came out from prison and he have The smalledick
Turtlegames omg your Dick is so small im a leave you
by Malvan August 18, 2019
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