Turtle Neck

Turtle neck is oral sex, or neck peformed very slowly. It's the slowest neck you can get. Originating in Dallas, Texas the word has since made it's way to Georgia.
Arthur: "What'd you do last night fool?"

Andre: "Man I smoked a blunt with Jalisa, and that hoe gave me turtle neck for about 30 minutes!"
by King Diop December 29, 2007
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turtle neck

A protruding peice of crap poking out of ya anus..

A 60's type of sweater worn by preepy fuchtards

Fat bastard "I've got a turtle neck"

cutting off the turtle neck is seen as bad etiquette with company

Fook me dave I cut off me turtle neck ...

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Sheila thought max looked good in his turtleneck. as he drank his pinot noir and played with his new petanque set. little did she know his head looked like a peice of shit and he was a wanker
by I3igCheese October 22, 2006
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turtle necking

When a guy has a boner while wearing pants he pulls his penis up vertical so the tip is exposed above his waist line.
I was about to pitch a tent in public so I decided on turtle necking it instead.
by Newballz June 07, 2013
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Turtle necking

When the poo is starting to come out your butt and your trying to hold it in
by Jr LS August 11, 2017
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turtle neck

grabbing the males crutch from behind and pulling it towards you.
my best mate was getting harrased by this guy so i got up behind him and gave him a turtle neck
by steggles October 06, 2008
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Turtle Neck

a loser, someone you dont like or cant stand. Someone who is an idiot, douche bag, or complete tool. Someone who is also really goofy-looking and useless.
"Hey Chris, look theres Matt, he's such a turtle neck!"
by Bryn4B January 18, 2009
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Turtle Neck

A Woman with a tight vagina and an overly sized clitoris
"last night i was with a chick with a wizard sleeve" " so what i just screwed a chick with a turtle neck
by Image Sack April 03, 2009
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