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Targeting

When you're playing a game, but hold a grudge against someone else playing for no apparent reason, but you still make sure they lose the game because 'whatever'.
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(Person being targeted): "HEY! Why do you only chase me when there are other people behind you who you can tag?"
(Person targeting): "Uh, I don't know."
(Person being targeted): Oh, of course not, you nance. You're targeting me!
by Backward-Drawback January 27, 2021
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torrenting

The act of downloading and/or seeding torrents, torrent files, or the contents of torrent files.
1. When I was torrenting, the RIAA sent me a letter to stop torrenting.

2. When I am torrenting, my router crashes.

3. I use a lot of bandwidth torrenting.

4. My ISP sued me for torrenting.

5. Torrenting is easy to do.
by Neon97 May 5, 2008
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Set Targeting

When some random person, possibly from the Urban Dictionary editor's room itself, targets certain authors and thumbs down all of his/her definitions when there is nothing wrong with them. Usually these kind of people have no lives and just thumbs down people’s hard work every 6 hours or so. I myself am a victim of Set Targeting. I’ve created more than one pseudonym and many of them have been targeted. The only logical solution that comes to mind is that somebody within the editor’s room notices familiar pseudonyms and thus targets them every day for his own personal amusement.
The best way to prevent set targeting is to simply space your definitions out under many different names and do not group them all under one pseudonym. If you only make one word per every pseudonym instead of grouping several words together into a set, then it makes the definitions less vulnerable for targeting.
by Dancing with Fire July 31, 2011
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Turkeying

The act of when someone goes to give you a high five, instead of slapping their hand, form a fist, stick your thumb out, and hit their open palm with the bottom of your hand (the part of your fist opposite your thumb sticking out) then proceed to wiggle your thumb while your hand is on their palm, saying "gobble gobble gobble."
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.
Jack: So I went to high five Matt, but he ended up turkeying me.
Megan: What a douche.
by AustinTsunami January 20, 2009
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M*A*S*H-turbating

Masturbating to the movie or television show M*A*S*H.
Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."

Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."
by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012
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turteling

when the tip of your shit pokes out of your asshole,then pop it back in,Like a turtel's head poping out of it's shell.
i got to shit so bad i am turteling.
by soup bone February 5, 2008
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Visual Targeting

VisualTargeting® is the business, art and science of adjusting visual images, designs, advertisements, products, gifts, presentations, etc. to accurately fulfill the desires of their intended audiences. This is usually done for the purpose of increasing in the audience's mind, positive emotions, favorable opinions, and the feeling of desire in relationship to what they are presented with. VisualTargeting® is used by every person and every business knowingly or not.

The art of VisualTargeting® is concerned with individual people's (and market's) current visual tastes, and appealing to them in the most pleasing manner. On the other end of the spectrum, VisualTargeting® can accurately predict which markets and types of people around the world, would respond to specific pieces of art, product designs, logos, or advertisements most positively, and thus, would purchase them most readily.

The science of VisualTargeting® measures the success of any design effort, fundamentally, by the practical results it brings forth: Whether it be an increase in advertising effectiveness, design concepts being chosen by the clients that are intended to like them, audiences responding to movie character roles the way the movie producers, writers and directors hoped they would, or a nation choosing the political candidate that can most effectively communicate irresistable value to voters.
Visual Targeting Is The New Industry Standard In Design, Trusted By Fortune 500s, Businesses, Bestsellers, Celebrities in 182 countries. According to Forbes Magazine VisualTargeting® is "The most powerful advancement in the design, marketing, and advertising industries that this century will see."
by United States Definitions January 8, 2019
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