by Notturkeybaconbuster April 9, 2021
Get the turkeybaconbuster mug.1. A character in “The Adventures of The Smart Patrol,” a 1995 computer game based on the nerdy punk band Devo. As described by the game's creators: "TurkeyMonkey is the hideous looking re-combinant DNA accident hatched at LFU. It has the head of a monkey and the body of a featherless turkey and navigates like a giant hummingbird on caffeine.”
2. A hypothetical cross-bred collegiate mascot. Quite possibly the best idea for a mascot ever. Proposed for--but not adopted by--Stanford University (whose current mascot is a tree), the University of Pennsylvania (currently the Quakers--seriously), and the University of Illinois (whose racist Indian mascot should not be referred to by name).
3. A dopey individual who--though hyperactive, vocal, and fixated on bananas--is also clumsy and prone to fits of retardation.
2. A hypothetical cross-bred collegiate mascot. Quite possibly the best idea for a mascot ever. Proposed for--but not adopted by--Stanford University (whose current mascot is a tree), the University of Pennsylvania (currently the Quakers--seriously), and the University of Illinois (whose racist Indian mascot should not be referred to by name).
3. A dopey individual who--though hyperactive, vocal, and fixated on bananas--is also clumsy and prone to fits of retardation.
1. Yo, that chick was wack. She looked like a mutant TurkeyMonkey.
2. Go TurkeyMonkeys! Two, Four, Six, Eight, who do we appreciate? TurkeyMonkeys, TurkeyMonkeys, yeah TurkeyMonkeys!
3. Don't eat that, TurkeyMonkey! Shaving cream is for shaving, not breakfast.
2. Go TurkeyMonkeys! Two, Four, Six, Eight, who do we appreciate? TurkeyMonkeys, TurkeyMonkeys, yeah TurkeyMonkeys!
3. Don't eat that, TurkeyMonkey! Shaving cream is for shaving, not breakfast.
by Ted Mann February 2, 2006
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A good example of the turkeybendalar.
This is how you can trick your friends and relatives.
Ask someone if they would like to see a turkeybendalar.
When they say yes just take there wrist and twist it behind
there back and up. Behold the turkey bending.
Similar actions would be wedgie or snuggy.
This is how you can trick your friends and relatives.
Ask someone if they would like to see a turkeybendalar.
When they say yes just take there wrist and twist it behind
there back and up. Behold the turkey bending.
Similar actions would be wedgie or snuggy.
by cruger- October 30, 2007
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Get the turkeyhatman mug.I Love that dog he is a tuckerman <3
by boiomanz August 10, 2019
Get the tuckerman mug.The day before Thanksgiving. Term coined in 2010 by the band Along Those Lines. An annual live show of the same name accompanies the day at Jammin Java in Vienna, VA.
by C-Mos Def November 28, 2010
Get the Turkeypalooza mug.A sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a turkey and the body of a swine.
Or a sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a swine and the body of a turkey.
If you are a turkeyham you must commit suicide immediately or call the turkeyham hotline at 1800 TURKHAM (887-5426). Please not this number is no longer in service because turkeyhamness spreads via contact of voice and everyone working at the turkeyham hotline are infected/suicidal maniacs.
Or a sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a swine and the body of a turkey.
If you are a turkeyham you must commit suicide immediately or call the turkeyham hotline at 1800 TURKHAM (887-5426). Please not this number is no longer in service because turkeyhamness spreads via contact of voice and everyone working at the turkeyham hotline are infected/suicidal maniacs.
DON'T BE A TURKEYHAM OR GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
by turkeyham infected April 24, 2010
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