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turnip truck

Metaphorical vehicle bringing rubes to Gotham. One who falls off the truck is hopelessly naive.
You know, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck! I know stuff about the Big City.
by octopod May 29, 2004
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Dirty turnip

Damn, all I have in my wallet is a dirty turnip, I've got to get rid of it. No one likes a dirty turnip!
by Sydneysider11 September 25, 2011
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Turnipped

When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.
Brett and Ken Turnipped each others assholes after a romantic evening of salsa dancing
by Joshictionary September 19, 2018
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Turnip-Eater

A word to describe someone who eats turnips in Animal Crossing to show off that they can afford to eat their turnips rather than sell them. (usually because they couldn’t find a good price but still want something to brag about)
Lucy: how much did you sell your turnips for this week?
Dave: oh, I didn’t need to sell them, I ate them.

Lucy: shut the fuck up Dave, you fucking turnip-eater
by Demonslayer64 May 3, 2020
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Arctic Turnip

While camping in the winter below freezing and you do not want to leave your sleeping bag you piss into a condom and then chuck it into the snow. In the morning your piss condom will be frozen thus becoming an arctic turnip.
I need to piss but it's so warm in my sleeping bag.

Just make an arctic turnip you bitch. I am trying to sleep.
by Commander of Turds September 16, 2014
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Ppor Turnip

Ppor turnip is a rare food source from the reigon of iceland, it first became popularised on the video game minceraft. It was discovered by Sir LFS and Mrs Lordexe, Nigward (lolli) is also credited for the discovery of the rare food sauce. It can be made to create turnip sauce
Alfie is very ppor turnip today
by LazyFatSlime October 27, 2020
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Naive. Implies rural unsohistication versus urban savviness.
"A Rolex for $50? Do you think I just fell off the turnip truck?"
by The Demon Prince November 17, 2006
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