Turdmerc

A person who was hired to rape a dude's butt.

I heard he got taken by a turdmerc at the party.

by Moustache Squeege June 21, 2016

turmeric queen

Red headed beauty
Woman with red hair

That girl is a turmeric queen!

by Spiltkoolaid January 26, 2023

Turdberculosis

turd-ber'cu-lo-sis (-lō'sis)n. A serious eating disorder in which one (common amoung dogs) consumes its own fecal matter. Turd burglar, turd cake.

The doctor told me that my dog eats his poop because he suffers from turdberculosis.

by Travis S. H February 27, 2009

Turdmeccastan

A place where brown people live.

The Islamic faith is strong in Turdmeccastan.

by ementea November 8, 2010

turdmonica

A female musical artist who is fit, but whose musical genre is utterly shit. You expect her to be good, but it’s like putting your mouth to a harmonica and tasting a turd.

That Ariana, she’s a turdmonica.

by Qweety 568932 December 28, 2018

Turdelicious

Turdelicious: If something tastes nice, but also has a medium hint of a human turd (usually human). This word ages from the 1930s, where people started making food with slight hints of human turds, as a trend.
But remember: Turdelicious is different to Turdalicious.

Wow, this soup is nice and turdelicious!
I would like an ice cream with extra strong turdelicious flavor.

by WRLD of Juicy Words February 27, 2021

Turdmergency

When you really have to poop but something such as a clogged or dirty toilet prevents you from doing so.

I was really prairie doggin' one but there was piss all over the seat. I had a turdmergency on on my hands.

by poopsMcGibbon March 4, 2010