Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.
Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.
Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.
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A turd so large that it ends up poking its head above the water in a toilet. Similar to an iceberg, except found in much "shittier" locations.
"Wow, I just took a huge dump and there's a turd that's sticking partway above the water!" "Sounds like you just made a turdberg... fat chance you'll get that sucker to flush!"
by Brian Feldman July 23, 2008
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"Whoa look at John blasting his music in his beater of a car and wearing the same brand new outfit Eric wore yesterday."
"I know, that's just straight up turdery at it's finest."
"I know, that's just straight up turdery at it's finest."
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Get the tardler mug.A turtler is someone in RTS (real time strategy) games who likes to set up base defences first in order to secure an expanding production line.
This type of behavior usually provides an advantage near the end of the game, since this player will have the more efficient production setup compared to the player that is forced to rush him out in order to take him out.
When two players are in a duel and they're both turtle-ing... be prepared for a long silent beginning of the match and a climactic ending..
This type of behavior usually provides an advantage near the end of the game, since this player will have the more efficient production setup compared to the player that is forced to rush him out in order to take him out.
When two players are in a duel and they're both turtle-ing... be prepared for a long silent beginning of the match and a climactic ending..
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