Tourniquet

A sexual position in which a man inserts his testicles into a woman's anus and allows her to constrict around them.

That chick was such a whore, she begged me for a tourniquet after I gave it to her in the butt.

by Petroliero February 22, 2011

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tourniquet

A clothe or band tightening around a part of the body (like an arm)

Used to stop blood flow temporarily

by Chocolate Moocher June 26, 2003

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Popping my tourniquet

When somebody really gets on your nerves, often by overstepping their bounds.

That new girl comes in here and acts like she knows everything better than we do. She is really popping my tourniquet!

by Laprecia November 1, 2017

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A tourniquet resistant patient (TRP) that is so morbidly obese that a pneumatic tourniquet, despite the highest safe setting, will not be able to adequately restrict blood flow to the extremity to allow bloodless surgery. The sheer girth of the extremity precludes effective tourniquet use.

I wouldn't be so confident. Just looking at this patient's leg makes me think she is a Tourniquet Resistant Patient. You'll be awash in blood despite the tourniquet. Good luck my friend.

by ohal0012 April 25, 2021

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Turdidue

(n) - The skid mark residue left behind in the bottom of the toilet after taking a really nasty dump! Often found by the next unsuspecting office mate. Can only be disposed of by repeat flushings and properly placed clumps of TP.

(n) - The floating residual chunks of turd that have successfully made the first cut of flushings. Usually recognizable for what they originally were and extremely grotesque to the next weak stomach individual. Must be disposed of using repeat flushes.

Dude, the smell in there was bad enough!! You couldn't clear off the turdidue though??

Hey Bro, watch Pauls face when he comes out the crapper after seeing my turdidue!!

by Urban Articulator April 26, 2009

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