turbulation

The correct way to speak of a turbulent sensation such as and bumpy airplane ride.

The turbulation from the wind rocked the aircraft sideways.

by Gabbs2much18 January 8, 2009

Turdition

A really crappy tradition.

I don't care if our ancestors were Scottish, eating haggis at the family reunion is such a turdition!

by Brown Fury May 30, 2009

Turdlationship

When you poop in a toilet and then, without flushing, your friend or loved one poops directly on top of it. The mingling if the two poops cements the relationship.

I've got a really solid thing going with Brad, it's a serious turdlationship.

by JayJay72 January 23, 2022

Trilationship

When 3 people are involved in 1 relationship. Sort of like a " love triangle."

Noah: "Did you hear about the freaky trilationship that Penelope, Ana and Steve have?"

Collin: " No, tell me about it?"

Noah: "Well, Ana dated Steve, but they broke up. Then Penelope dated Steve, but Steve still loved Ana, so Steve asked Ana if she wanted to date the both of them, as in Steve and Penelope. She said yes. So now, Penelope, Ana and Steve are all together."

Collin: "Sounds like a G-Rated Orgy. Fo sho."

by NatBarColombus July 3, 2010

Turbulation

Keeps gas molecules on gas molecules. A.K.A keeping air on the air.

NASA: There's turbulation.
Balls McGee: That's a good sign

by BalsMcGee October 13, 2017

turbulation

(n) the incorrect use of the word "turbulence." Used to describe one's doing to someone's mother, usually in the bed.

"There was turbulation in the bed with your mother last night"

"I turbulated your mothers vagina last night"

"Turbulation with your mom is my favorite evening activity"

by Worwig October 27, 2009

Turditation

To clear one's mind and meditate upon the infinite vastness of the Cosmos and all time and space while seated comfortably upon the porcelain throne of glory unleashing divine blasts from yon anus.

Gotta get my turditation in every day or I'll be depressed AND constipated

by Chunkmastarr January 30, 2026