Monkey Turd

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug

“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”

by Pattravers March 1, 2024

turd burgling ass monkey

an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.

"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"

by Ksmak July 22, 2006

Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them

Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal

by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022

tardmonkey

Someone with the intellect of a retarded monkey.

You're such a tardmonkey.

by John Wass November 14, 2003

turdmonkey

one part poop, one part primate

that woman is a real turdmonkey

by Brad F September 25, 2006

turdonkey

A turdonkey is what you call a fat chick that sits in the middle of a ski run and blocks everyone else from going down the mountain. Combines a "turkey" which refers to a person who takes up the middle of a ski run and a "donkey" which refers to a fat, ugly chick.

I almost skied right into that dumbass turdonkey today as I skied down a run. Would of been like hitting an elk with your truck.

by skidoo8649 February 15, 2010