Turd Monger

One who handles turds of all shapes and sizes. A wanker or piss-ant.

guy #1: Look at that guys mullet.

guy #2: yeah, he must be a turd monger.

by greazy cheazy September 15, 2009

Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds

Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!

by Kev Ward July 27, 2011

turd mongrel

A person who refuses to acclimate to the environment and proceeds to assume turd formation with persistence.

Don't mind Bob, he's being a real big turd mongrel tonight because I wouldn't stop at Mickey D's.

by Amylyssa McKrackii April 27, 2004

Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thieve of turds.

Tyler Reuter is a turd mongler, he loves to steal my turds!

by Kev Ward July 27, 2011

turd mongrel

1).A turd comprised with chunks of undigested food such as corn

2).Multiple turds from different donors stuck together, usually found in port-o-pottys and gas-station restrooms

"After eating that corn today, next time i shit there's gonna be a huge turd mongrel in the toilet"

by bitch faced angler aka Jar-Jar August 3, 2007

Turd mongrel

Why did you search this. Seriously what are you like 80? Who even says that? I feel bad for you and anyone you say that too. Honestly if you want to want to use an insult made by the queen of England why don't you say something like bloody fool or something.

Jimmy bob Joe (a 435 year old man with no life): You, sonny boy are quite the Turd mongrel!
Sonny boy: *leaves*
Jimmy bob Joe (a 435 year old man with no life): *finally dies. seriously how did this guy live this long? Oh wait this is just some random story made by some kid on urban dictionary.*

by De Frog101 February 1, 2022

Turdmongler

Noun. Pronounced (T-erd-Mon-gul-er)

1.) A person or thing that mongles turds.
2.) One who collects or hords large numbers or quantities of crap or #%*!
3.) Any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) Jonathan Terrill
5.) One that is full of crap

Jeff: Jonathan told me that he was going to attack me.

Tucker: Did he also mention that I ate your last peice of cake?

Jeff: WHAT THE "F" Tucker?!

Tucker:Dude, calm down bra.

Jeff: You're such a turdmongler Tucker.

Tucker: So what about Jonathan?

Jeff: He's a turdmongler too.

by Jerickson September 2, 2009