Turd Burgular 

coprophiliac,a person w/a sexual fetish toward excrement and its processes

"everytime I go take a dump,that turd burgular follows me into the restroom....it's creepy"

Turd Burgular by Intergalactic Overlord 07 April 25, 2005

Turd Burgular 

A gay boy who likes to stick his cock in a fellow queen's asshole and persue in stealing his turds.

That guy over there is a turd burgular!

Turd Burgular by Jack Hawkins October 7, 2006

turd burgular 

A homosexual or gay man.

Bruce is such a turd burgular.

turd burgular by Allen Miami June 28, 2007

Turd Burgular 

Carly Delores Keefe of bensalem pennsylvania on roaslie avenue.

Dayummn that carly is such a turd burgular.

Turd Burgular by carly keefe April 27, 2004

turd burgular 

smoke who steals and smokes bum cigars

turd burgular by ernie October 21, 2003

Turd burgular 

Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard

Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape

Turd burgular by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar 

A mythical beast of Puerto Rican descent, whom resides in the small town of Alliance Ohio. Alias's include "Puedo" and not to forget "el turd burg". Famous for the the "great turd heist of 97" the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar is still at large.

Lookout it's Puedo the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar.

Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar by Corey_danger May 27, 2011