When you defecate but forget to flush only to come back later and find your cat pawing at said turd as if it was planning to steal it.
by Sancez November 18, 2005
by Joe Facker October 06, 2003
by NIGGA_HATER August 10, 2003
A homosexual or gay man.
by Allen Miami June 06, 2007
Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard
Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023