Ruby Tubesteak

When your shaft is bloody from period sex with your girlfriend.

Homie 1: "how are you and your lady doing?"
Homie 2: "oh, man last night she gave me a ruby tubesteak. That time of the month.(wink wink)"

by Lorenzo Llamas May 19, 2015

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Pepper Tubesteak

The act of covering a condom in wasabi and haveing sex, preferably with a Thai prostitute

Dude, I totally gave her the pepper tubesteak, she ran away screaming.

by J-rod Chris April 3, 2007

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"Put your tubesteak back in your pants Julia..."

by BanditJeff May 17, 2009

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A man's penis, also known as cock, dong,man meat, 1 eye monster, willy

I want to give that hot blonde girl a nice big tubesteak hoagie later on tonight, that should fill her right up

by Ken Mayo July 2, 2003

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The act of pulling a tampon out with your teeth and shaking it back and forth like a bulldog while it hits your ears.

Friend 1- "hey man, are your ears sunburnt?
Friend 2- "nah man, I did the tubesteak shake with my girl last night, they're just a little stained.

by Bag nag June 15, 2017

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A dick and its white, sticky goo (the steak comes in all shapes and sizes)

Kevin is a connoisseur of tubesteak and white gravy; he can't get enough!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

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I didn't realize I was in a gay bar until I saw all the tubesteak tarzans hanging around

by TuckerJeremy May 22, 2009

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