tubbard

No one is really sure what a tubbard is, but here are the recognized definitions:

1. A small penis used as a straw
2. A dick with a hole in the middle
3. A weiner that is bigger than the owner's head
4. A superior form of cock.

In the plural it is 'tubbi'. If something is good then it could be "tubbardacious".

1. "God, did you see him drink that strawberry milkshake with his tubbard? It was so fast!"
2. "His tubbard could fit a ship in!"
3. "You've got a big head and an even bigger tubbard!"
4. "Wow, your tubbard was way tastier than his dick!"
5. "Look at his tubbi!"
6. "You got the job? How tubbardacious!"

by Jen der Bende September 6, 2008

tubbylad

fat useless northern lap dancing homosexual shemale with no apparent morals or taste who does shadowy things for payment

oi u tubbylad get a proper fukin job

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

tuboflard

Fat, overweight, or obese

Andy Reid is a tuboflard.

by David Kouba February 24, 2005

tubbylard

As wisey (q.v) only on a more regular basis

my missus was up all night tubbylarding

by Jonathan September 10, 2003

tubbylad

a god among men attracts women like a magnet....mmmmmmmmmmmmm

by fluffy_knickers October 30, 2003

tubbylad

An odd talking yorkshire pudding type person

He's talking all tubbylad

by ljs October 27, 2003

Turbolard

Used to describe an individual who is so overweight that their fat moves faster than they do.

I just got cut-off in the hallway by some Turbolard.

by Sparky D. Davis May 10, 2008