Tub of Lard Rodeo

Find a large women at a bar or anywhere and take her home. Get her to sleep with you and rail her from behind. When you start to finish yell at her "Your a fat bitch!". She will act like a bull and try to throw you off, but hold on as long as you can and keep going at it.

Last night i gave some fat bitch a tub of lard rodeo and she was thralling around for 5 minutes!

by BDoom August 3, 2009

tub o lard

a nice way to call someone a fatty

ur such a tub o' lard...teehee

by *poo* June 22, 2005

fat tub of lard

Man named micheal and is usually super big like a tub of fat

Look at that fat tub of lard

by Hshdhebr September 29, 2017

tub-o-lard

An extremely obese and/or heavyset person. See Michael Moore.

Oh my god, have you seen tub-o-lard's latest crapumentary?

by Ares July 23, 2004

Tub-of-Lard Barb

Someone who is incredibly lazy, or won't pitch in to help.

Want to help us out here you Tub-of-lard Barb?

by girlygirl88 April 17, 2018

Tub Of Lard

Something to store pig fat in

anyone have a Tub Of Lard? I have an excessive amount of pig fat.

by Qal December 17, 2022