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Trumpsplanation

Donald Trump's alternate reality explanation, which in reality and typically supported by evidence and/or facts to the contrary, he refuses to accept and/or acknowledge.
Donald Trump's trumpsplanation for the low turnout at his inauguration is that the media lied and he actually had approximately 1.2 million, and not the approx 200,000 or so that is being reported.
by Fgreene410 January 22, 2017
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Trumpsplaining

To profess publicly a piece of trivia which you have just learned, as if you are bringing enlightenment to the masses, even though this information is something that the vast majority of your audience learned in primary school.
The boss is in trumpsplaining mode again. He just announced that Puerto Rico is an island.
by P Venkman October 5, 2017
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trumpsplanation

Delusional thinking. It's when Donald Trump says something outrageously liberal and his fanatics must falsely reinterpret it in a way to benefit their policies.
The Donald just said he likes the healthcare mandate so we're now waiting on the Trumpsplanation of how Trump will repeal and replace ObamaCare.
by sealestial1231 September 4, 2016
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trumpspan

Trumpspan...defines...the era and what President Trump did during his office
To me... during Trumpspan i quit watching Tv...thats for sure ..what i did during that era
by PRETTY IN COPPER July 27, 2017
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TRUMPspawn

The adult off-spring of wealthy and powerful cockwombles without whom these vacuous and talent-less fuckwitts would be flippin' burgers.
Nepotism is so rife at that company. There’s three Trumpspawn on the board already."
by AGD2202 April 28, 2020
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Trumpsplaining

verb (used with object)
-twisting yourself into a pretzel to explain the things your idiot president had said. Typically full of assumptions, insults and grammatical errors with caps lock on.
I tried to talk some sense into Joe, but he was too busy Trumpsplaining to listen.
by Alyykins April 24, 2020
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Trumpspank

A meta-spank in which Person A uses an effigy, or likeness, of a Person B to spank Person B in an erotic and submissive way.
Stormy rolled up the cover of People Magazine and asked if Donald “wanted it?” She summarily trumpspanked his orange behind until she heard the safe-word ,“Daddy.”

Nigel Farage trumpspanked the queen with a briefcase of 20 pound notes and the Brexiters finally acknowledged he was a twat. Finally.

John Cena trumpspanked The Rock with a jackhammer in Wrestlemania and it was awesome.
by Warblinghamburglar May 16, 2018
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