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Dylan Templeton

Dylan is pretty cool. He has a good head of hair and a nice face, he's really chill and funny. He can be a huge bum though. Dylan has the most beautiful eyes ever and wavy, mid length hair that looks really good tied back. He can be a bit of a nerd but shhh don't tell him that.
"Bruh is Dylan Templeton still raving about how you should play Elden Ring?"
"yes he's like a kid showing their parents their favorite toy goddam"
by P R N C S S L H G September 11, 2022
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Rory Templeton

The type of person, that you can easily love.

An Amazing/Funny/Gorgeous Guy :)
You like someone.

Woah, he's such a Rory Templeton!
by You Know Who (; July 9, 2009
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trumpetor

One who touts the attributes of Donald Trump as if they were praiseworthy.
My friend is such a lover of anything associated with the Trumps I told him he was such a 'trumpetor' !
by Autumnlady1104 March 13, 2017
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Trumpémon GO

Pokémon GO à la Trump, where players hunt for digital apparitions of ex-President Donald Trump and some of the notorious morally bankrupt GOP lawmakers, being caught indulging in some unethical or immoral activities at some locations frequently patronized by them, before these Trumpémons are being dealt with by different destructive tools.
Trumpémon GO is pretty additive among tens of thousands of Democrat voters and mainland Chinese students studying in US colleges, with some of them being made penniless after splurging so much on digital currencies to track their favorite Trumpémons.
by MathPlus December 4, 2021
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Trumpletons

A portmanteau of "Trump" and "Simpletons." Delineates the poorly-educated multitudes who gravitate, inexorably, to the banner of Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign. Trumpletons not only tolerate their demagogue's blatant disregard of truth & factual evidence, and his dearth of basic human decency - they also cite these traits as the most admirable qualities about Trump and his candidacy. Accordingly, Trumpletons take orgasmic delight in repeating and re-tweeting (or, in the case of these Orwellian sheep, "re-bleating") the myriad fictions and falsehoods Donald Trump disseminates on a daily basis.

**Additionally, what makes "Trumpletons" such a befitting sobriquet is the fact a "Trumpleton" also refers to "air or gas escaping from a male member's urethra." Given how full of proverbial "hot air" Donald Trump is, how much of it he spews forth, and his knack for alluding to his manhood...people who espouse Trump's ideology are, in a sense, huffing an abundance of penile flatulence.**
"Donald Trump could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and he wouldn't lose any votes amongst his loyal Trumpletons."

"The more false or offensive Donald Trump's rhetoric gets, the more his flock of Trumpletons stands by his every word."

"When Donald Trump warned "there might be riots" if he's denied the GOP nomination, the RNC began fearing that legions of Trumpletons will take this as a literal call to arms.

"Trumpletons across America have angrily petitioned for firearms to be allowed at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland."
by grammatticalerror June 30, 2016
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Templeton

A surname designated as one of incredible power and influence. Originating from the Ancient World. Vastly predating the birth of Christ.

Templetons do not appear much in the written histories as they did not choose to openly enter the realm of public knowledge until within the last 500 years. . .

Upon meeting a Templeton, your life is irrevocably changed. Whether for better or worse simply depends on the mood of the figure at that particular moment.
"There's a Templeton in the room, I can feel it. . ."


"I've been tracking this particular Templeton for years. . . Such an illusive creature. A real beaut. Lets just see if we can get a closer look, over here. Look at tha. . .he saw me, run, run, ru. . ."


"Shit, they brought the Templeton. . .We already lost. Better take our girlfriends and get out of here before we lose them too"


Woman: "I don't do one night stands! Why did I sleep with him?! What was I thinking? And now all I can think is how much I wish I had his number so I could just hear his voice again. . ."

Freind: "Well, it was kinda unfair. He was a Templeton, how could you say no?"
by BringerX March 26, 2009
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Trumpeting

(verb): to bellow, rant, vehemently whine, or otherwise blow out metaphorical hot air. To demand attention, throw a tantrum or have a fit. To fill a space with as much shrill noise & self-righteousness as possible. To lie, loudly & "bigly." To pander to the gullible & rile up the immoral & willfully ignorant. To distract, manipulate & play your supporters like a musical instrument with your tiny, tiny hands.
"Dude... It's 3:00 a.m. & your weird theatre major roommate won't shut up about how his ex stole the his youth & the best years of his life, & how there's some vast conspiracy preventing his success & disallowing anyone to recognize his otherwise obvious genius. Evidently he thinks the world revolves around him?"

"I know, I'm sorry man. Just ignore him, he's Trumpeting, again."
by Kuaishou December 29, 2018
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