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trumpnastics

what Donald Trump supporters do to avoid confronting the statements he made.
"Donald Trump should not be president because he wants to but a complete and total shutdown on muslims entering the US"
"noooo, that's just being practical, he wants to stop people from high terrorist countries"
"his words were literally, 'total and complete shutdown' your trumpnastics are impressive though"
by Trumplover69 August 9, 2016
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Trumpitis

The feeling of sickness, disgust, anger, depression, anxiety, and stress induced by the constant stream of shit coming from Donald Trump.
Man I have a terrible case of Trumpitis, I really gotta stop paying attention to the news and Trump.
by Chuckler1450 February 15, 2017
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Trumpitized

Sudden fluctuations in cognitive impairment, altered consciousness, and decreased levels of attention
I thought Rosemary 's Baby was nominated to the Supreme Court, but I was just trumpitized.
by Libreal Party November 16, 2016
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Trumpitis

Trumpitis n. Inflamation of the buttocks brought on by routinely talking out of one's ass.
"Bubba," the doctor said sternly, "you need to dial it back a little. This is the worst case of Trumpitis I have ever seen."
by Cletis L Stump July 7, 2016
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Trumpistan

If Trump wins the election we'll be living in Trumpistan.
by KazbanMan October 11, 2015
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Trumpitis

The "disease" that causes you too spend too much money and file for bankruptcy because of it.
I hate how Trumpitis affects 90% of Americans.Thats just sad.
by ICameHereForTheAppleJuice November 25, 2015
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Trumpitis

The disease whose symptoms are constipation of the brain with simultaneous diarrhea of the mouth.
This disease has now been named Trumpitis to honor the person who has demonstrated the effects on a continuing daily basis.
The symptoms of Trumpitis cannot be alleviated by use of an astringent even though it appears that Donald used one before speaking in an attempt to demonstrate that pursed lips indicate thought prior to speaking.
by Chapter XI July 18, 2016
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