A phrase made popular by Barney Stinson in the TV show How I Met Your Mother, it either
1) Attempts to make a ridiculous story more believable
or
2) Indicates agreement over a silly or politically incorrect comment that the speaker agrees with.
1) Attempts to make a ridiculous story more believable
or
2) Indicates agreement over a silly or politically incorrect comment that the speaker agrees with.
1) Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.
2) Person 1: Yellow lights just mean 'go faster.'
Person 2: True story.
2) Person 1: Yellow lights just mean 'go faster.'
Person 2: True story.
by Without the Socks January 19, 2013
Definition 1: True story, has become a phrase of agreement or acknowledgment akin to the phrase 'true that/dat.'
Definition 2: To express an almost disinterest in what someone has said, by simply affirming they have said it. Common synonyms are: cool, gotcha, uh-huh, true that, etc.
Definition 3: It can be used to try to affirm your own statement.
Definition 2: To express an almost disinterest in what someone has said, by simply affirming they have said it. Common synonyms are: cool, gotcha, uh-huh, true that, etc.
Definition 3: It can be used to try to affirm your own statement.
Example 1:
'Obama is doing a pretty good job in the White House so far, don't you think?'
'True story.'
Example 2:
'I just ate an entire pie!'
'True story.'
Example 3:
'I just ate dinner with Britney and she gave me head in the parking lot! True story!'
'Obama is doing a pretty good job in the White House so far, don't you think?'
'True story.'
Example 2:
'I just ate an entire pie!'
'True story.'
Example 3:
'I just ate dinner with Britney and she gave me head in the parking lot! True story!'
by Dy.no May 23, 2009
girl-i love you
boy-dont say it unless you mean it
girl-why would i tell you that if it wasnt true??
i actually mean everything i say...true story!
boy-dont say it unless you mean it
girl-why would i tell you that if it wasnt true??
i actually mean everything i say...true story!
by dopey<3 June 16, 2010
Once there was a popular kid at school who thought it would be funny to say "true story" after every sentence, regardless of if it was actually a story or not. All of the unpopular kids saw him doing it and thought they could be cool if they did it as well. Eventually people started saying it on facebook and myspace. Now every kid under the age of 13 (and some unfortunate older people) think that it makes them funny, ironic, and cool to repeat "true story" whenever they speak.
by dls_779 January 2, 2009
By somebody saying "True story", That automaticaly makes ANYTHING said previously by that person COMPLETELY FALSE.
GUY: "I saw this guy and he like totaly did this backflip while crosisng the road...... True story, I seen it myself"
ME: Bull schitt!
ME: Bull schitt!
by lilshawn June 19, 2004
word used and made up by a deranged retard who thinks it is cool to try an start up a new word in school, they normaly think that by saying the word ova an ova agen to their frends and amazing bf that it wil catch on, yet it neva does and they end up living in a council flat because they don't do anything at school other than try and persuade people to use the saying '' true story''
by Louis Joy January 19, 2008