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by xhxjxjxk October 27, 2020
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Trolls

These guys are such trolls
by cpm07 September 29, 2024
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Trolls Remorse

Feelings of regret or remorse after having done something terrible to someone on the internets whilst trolling.
/b/tard1:"Dude, that guy really killed himself, I'm starting to feel a little trolls remorse"
/b/tard2:"Nah man its cool, you made him an hero"
by Wrangwar August 26, 2008
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Trolls Never Die

A corollary of Murphy's Law that suggests that terrible people cannot succeed in destroying themselves however hard they try. Evidenced by the inevitable survival of the drunk driver who wipes out an entire family on their way home from Sunday morning services. It is the inverse of nice people getting cancer.
A family riding in a mini-van was struck head-on allegedly by an illegal alien, who was found to have a blood-alcohol content of more than two and a half times the legal limit, police documents show. The three occupants of the mini-van were pronounced dead on the scene by paramedics. Mr. Horhay Beaner only suffered minor bruises and abrasions and was treated at a near by hospital. Yet another example of how "TROLLS NEVER DIE."
by GewdahBear July 8, 2009
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Trolls 2

A horrible movie summed up by three words "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"
quote from trolls 2

"they're eat her, and then there going to eat me, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
by Pinky Sly October 14, 2009
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Trolls' Dilemma

The best way to deal with a troll is to not feed it. That's why the trolls' dilemma exists.

It is basically an insistence on the person being addressed (or group addressed) to respond or be considered defeated.

The urge to not have a default to defeat is strong for many, and so the trolls' dilemma may easily get a response.

This is the dilemma, though. To respond, the troll wins, but to not respond, the troll scores an arbitrary and often false 'victory'.

It is often used as a last resort once the troll has been exposed, or as a strong opening bait to hook the victims early.
"You all know deep in your hearts that there are secret alien organizations in our governments working against us all. You won't answer me, though, because you know it's true. You're afraid."

-- This is merely one way of using The Trolls' Dilemma.
by Groppal February 22, 2009
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Trolls united

A group of hungry trolls on facebook where
1. people post links to troll
2. everyone in the group trolls it
3. everytime, a trollocaust happens.
Dude, you should join trolls united on facebook! its at www.facebook.com/trolls.united
by cyclone333 July 24, 2011
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