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Saying "umph" three times in rapid succession.
We triumphed in the football game!

Umph! Umph! Umph!
by cricketonastick February 15, 2010
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Triumph

When someone is bullshit, they will go to desperate extremes to push a popular cause. A story or movie about the triumph of a group of people anybody who is human would root for is something anybody could do, from a story about aboriginies to what if the Indians had triumphed in America. You try telling a story about the same thing, the triumph of a group of people, but change the setting to somewhere like Bosnia or Kosovo in the 90s, and you don't really know which group to root for. Disturbing is when someone who's bullshit gets people to root for them and they're never the bad guy or the good guy, they've got too many sides to play to be one kind of person.
A few people really dug the film about the triumph of the lost tribe, though some people knew that like any group of people they were no more or less human than anybody else, and therefore no more or less innocent than anybody else.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019
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Triumph

she's fun to be with, daring, sassy and does whatever she likes went she wants to. She's a very caring friend, loves adventures, can't be kept in one place and very lovable. She's a party girl and can be a little bit crazy at times.
a friendship with triumph is worth it cos they are great at keeping secret and they are very loyal
like her name, she triumphs over all.
having a friend like triumph makes the friendship last
by by zeee❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ October 17, 2020
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Triumph Motorcycles

1. A British motorycle company which dominated the motorcycle market with their medium range (500-650cc) parallel twin cylinder engine cycles from the 1950s to the 1960s. The epitome of two wheeled motoring and the last of a line of motorcycles which possessed a soul. From the early 1970s, Japanese motorcycle companies such as Honda came upon the scene and killed the heart of the British motorcycle with low cost production motorcycles.

2. A British motorcyle that can beat a Harley-Davidson any day of the week.

3. A finicky breed of motorcycle which is not for the faint of heart. Plan on tinkering with the motorcycle frequently and dealing with leaking oil. It is a futile attempt to get it to completely stop.
The low mechanical burble from the Triumph's engine was intoxicating as it idled in the cold morning sun.

Triumph motorcycles have true power and spirit, much in the way that a Honda does not.

"I couldn't go out last Sunday morning because my motorcycle was leaking gas and oil. It took me hours to make it leak less."
by JediMaster7 December 28, 2005
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

A puppet dog that wears a fancy bowtie and constantly has a cigar in his mouth. His brand of comedy involves ruthless insults, mostly of celebrities and other famous people. Originally appeared on the Conan O'Brien show, but has made frequent appearances in other places. Currently he has "caroled" with Ozzy Osbourne and has his own music video on MTV called "I Keed" (that only shows late at night).
Snoop there's only room for one dog putz,
And I can rap, can you lick your own nuts?
by Sarahsuke December 27, 2003
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Triumph Thunderbird

Noun.

1. a) Triumph's answer to the pitiful pleas of riders with dicks under 4 inches long who need a large displacement, grossly overweight motorcycle, to feel at least semi-adequate.

b) Triumph's response to losing a lawsuit brought by the GLBT coalition that charged Triumph with building the Bonneville and derivatives solely for heterosexual riders and demanding a Gay bike for alternative lifestyle riders. Upon seeing the new Thunderbird a GLBT spokesperson was quoted as saying: "Thweet!"

2. Triumph's attempt to appease the tasteless American masses. By abandoning classic style and adopting the Universal Japanese Motorcycle look (garnished with some rather obvious Harley Davidson touches), Triumph hopes to capture a few of the Rich Urban Bikers who buy both American and Japanese V-Twins.

3. Triumph's recognition of the American rider as both obese and slow witted. Oblivious to the irony, these riders who regularly criticize Harleys as being heavy and underpowered are beating down the doors to get Triumph's heavy and underpowered Thunderbird.

4. A Large useless motorcycle built for, and marketed to, rubes; the Thunderbird is easily recognizable as a Triumph because it says so on the tank.

5. Motorcycle of choice for the Silent Skulls Lone Riders Motorcycle Club (See also Mangina Motorcycle Corps)
Q. I am fat, gay, and afraid of Harleys but still want to pretend to be a biker, what motorcycle should I get?

A. The new Triumph Thunderbird of course!
by Bonnie4ever March 15, 2009
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Triumph Shuffle

to intentionally get your girlfriend pregnant while being hella hella creepy about it. must be done from the doggy style position
guy: baby i am about to cum
guh: ok make sure you pull out
::guy is about to cum and grips on to girlfriends hips and does a James Brown lookin shuffle::
guh: YOU CAME INSIDE ME
guy: its ok it was only the triumph shuffle ::wipes mustache with bounty napkin:: see you in nine months
by toast williams July 29, 2009
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