Triceratops Sex Position

Triceratops sex position is when your girl doggystyle on the bed, your under her with a finger in the anus, your wang in her thang, and a hand in her mouth, mimicking the Great Triceratops

Ben: Dude, sex last night was so good!!
John: What did you do?
Ben: I gave her the old Triceratops Sex Position, she was done in seconds!!

by Lord Xerxez January 25, 2018

Milwaukee Triceratops

A sexual position involving vaginal penetration with the penis, and then double-fisting into the woman's ass. So-named because the configuration of hands and penis resembles the layout of the three horns of a Triceratops - one of the most noteworthy fossil records of which was found outside Milwaukee , Wisconsin in 1994.

My man gave me a Milwaukee Triceratops, and now I can't sit down without pain.

by Nickf2019 June 26, 2019

Triceratops

4-legged dinosaur with horns

My favorite dinosaur is triceratops.

by Mr. Genius boy December 4, 2017

Triceratooth

Someone that has possibly three teeth in thier mouth, a very nasty grotesque toothless person, who also has dank ass breath.

"Man that guy is a triceratooth."

"Look there is a whole family of triceratie."

by tdub05 July 25, 2009

Triceratop

preference of a dinosaur in regard to sexual activity. See:
Tricerobottom. Also, a dinosaur not opposed to a theeesome.

Luigi's scales and claws makes sense he's a triceratop.

by Dingleball January 24, 2019

beefy triceratops

The sexual act of a man shoving not only his penis but his two testicles inside some opening of a woman's body.
The penis plus the balls make up the "triceratops".

I wrecked her with my beefy triceratops!!! So much beef, such little room. It took force.

by Darth Mader69 April 24, 2011

triceratops

An ugly female friend who viciously defends her other female friends from engaging in conversation with any male. Traditionally either man-hating gay or profoundly ugly; there appear to be no male triceratops. Attacking is always suicidal. The tactic is generally to lure the friends away from the triceratops nest so that you can talk to them without being impaled. See also cock block.

Dude, I tried to approach the honeys but I can't get past that triceratops.

by Chief Bootysmackah May 31, 2004