Tri

A scarce animal, only found within the westernmost regions of Canada. This animal deliberatly shows off their fake-wealth and obscenly large number of business cards to lose friends that they never even had. This creature dwells in the scum infested areas of society, using carbite hockey sticks to play road hockey games and wearing brand name clothing (which really isn't brand name considering it is pirated).

Tri was found leaving a playstation 2 at his friend's house in order to be invited over again. What a fag!

by Shea Webster March 7, 2007

tri

short for trick targeted at females for doin dumb stuff

shutup and get back on the corner tri!!

by will parks June 11, 2006

tri

a poop packer without a cause

what out baby u might get a tri up the bunghole

by yo mama August 5, 2003

tri

Tri is the ultimate insult to define the nonsense and the exasperating debility of its interlocutor

How pointless you are sissy virgin, you're nearly tri from ogrish

by Ogrish July 22, 2004

Tri

Jew. Derived from stealing items in WoW.

He is being So Tri Today.

by james November 19, 2004

Trì

A drunk fuckwad who can't seem to do anything right in his life. A Trì spends all his time being anti-social and making horrible memes.

Immediately call someone this to imply that they're worthless and should just go away.
But beware, if the name is used incorrectly, you may just be dense enough that it'll cause a singularity.

Person 1: yo that guy over there is a Trì amirite lads
Person 2: how dare you? No person can be so bad that they are a Trì.

Person 1: Oops, sorry, guess I used the name wrong.

Person 2: oh no
*A singularity happens and everyone fucking dies*

by Trì June 26, 2018

Tri

A Person who is attracted to other men

Wow he's always sucking dick HE is such a tri

by definitionconnoisseur January 10, 2017