Push Trees

Push or pushing is to sell something usually drugs and trees refers to weed so Push Trees means to sell weed.

The company push trees does not actually sell weed, only clothing lol.

by Hoeshue October 7, 2019

Treason May

Nickname for British Prime minister, Theresa May. The name came about after her constant bad Brexit policies and her previous lax policies on immigration as home secretary.

Treason May is a fuckin' joke. She couldn't even negotiate a fuck in a brothel.

by Alexmate November 14, 2018

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

by Rusanova March 7, 2012

happy trees

The expression Bob Ross said when painting a pair of trees. For Bob felt that painting just one tree would make it lonely, by painting another next to or near it, said trees would become friends and become happy.

1.) Look at those happy trees. Beautiful.

2.) Today folks we're going to paint some happy trees.

by hachigatsu23 May 5, 2008

big ass trees

phrase used by Levi Ackerman because he was done with Eren Jaeger's bull shit screamfest in the woods so he took it upon drastic measures to give him a life lesson on nature

" Hey Eren, take a look at these big ass trees" -Levi

by Bitch Ass Fedora March 6, 2017

Kim Doyoung Treasure

Kim Doyoung Treasure best boy! Have an Amazing dance move and facial expressions. King of mirror. Have a many baby princesses.

Kim Doyoung Treasure "Look at me before you go to sleep"

by Yunisushi June 9, 2021

Treason Weasel

A large, slug-like mammal known for its fluffy yellow hair, dusty orange skin, and propensity for crass displays of public preening. Thought to have originally congealed from the floors of a forgotten bathroom in the Kremlin, the Treason Weasel is an invasive species, known for its ability to destabilize nations and threaten thermonuclear war. If you think your government has a Treason Weasel infestation, immediately contact Bob Mueller and arrange for an extremination.

"Dude have you seen the stories coming out of Washington? The place has a serious Treason Weasel problem."

by jh11235 October 31, 2017