Tastes like dick

slang; exclaiming it "tastes like dick" compares said beverage or food to the "cheesey" rod found in a chav's paints; nasty, smelly, putrid, trying to immitate the other sexual beverages, but not living up to boasted reputation.

Just say that you've been given something to eat or drink by your homeslice and it tastes terrible or is just plain weak sauce;

Jay "Anything to drink up in this place"

Homeslice "Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle get ur laughing grear around this!"

Jay "Garr! Ohr that tastes like dick !!"

by home5lice August 4, 2007

Tastes like fruit loops

A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that does not taste alcoholic.

Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"

Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!"

by DJ Forresto January 23, 2011

Tastes Like Shit

1. Something you generally say when something that you are eating tates really really bad, or it is something that does not appeal to your taste buds.

- "The apple that I am eating has a worm in it...it is prolly why it Tastes Like Shit."

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012

Transtesticle

Transtesticle (Noun)

A Transtesticle is a woman who has had a sex change and now has a thong dong. Transtesticles can usually be found trying to slam beers with the guys at a local bar, arm wrestling, and like flannel shirts.

Transtesticles are also known as: manginas, thong-dongs, switch hitters, and have many other names

Transtesticles enjoy booty busts.

by Bastardfeet88 July 20, 2014

tell me how my ass tastes

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals

by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008

catroptric tristesse

sadness that you'll never really know what other people think about you whether good or bad or if at all

I'm suffering from catroptric tristesse

by beautifulwordsandtheirmeanings November 10, 2019

Tastes Like Diabetes

A food, usually a dessert, that contains such a high content of sugar that you feel as though you are developing the onset of diabetes when you consume it.

Hey, have you tried Susan's chocolate, peanut butter, and Oreo flavored donut? It tastes like diabetes.

by mediocremaiden November 3, 2010