A violent shit best described as simulating the act the free-fall that is possible should one kick open a "trap door" and fall through - a "trap door shit" is when a defecator victoriously evacuates with JUST enough time before shitting oneself - that unrelenting shit being of flood force when released - kicking out as if it was free falling through a "trap door." Often, but not always triggered by diarrhea.
"It was a real race to the toilet - I was fighting hard to hold in a trap door shit that was screaming and threatening to run down my leg."
by Aspirin Ott January 06, 2006
1. is a physiological state that occurs when a person has such a high level of ethanol (alcohol) in his or her blood that they develop a tendency to open and fall through closed but unlocked doors.
by Okinawa25s January 01, 2012
A specialty move in the game of Gotcha. While an opponent's back is turned. You reach through the back his legs and place a firm grip on his wanker from below. Stealth and precision are keys to this move. If failed you will recieve a handful of testicals or taint. Be advised, no points are awarded for grabbing testicals or taint. When the move is executed, standard rules do apply. It is then manditory to yell Gotcha!
How did gotcha go last night? I lost in the last minute by a Tallahassee Trap Door. Fucker came out of no where!
by Bledsoe July 08, 2011
All women are Trap Door Spiders. They are sneaky, cunning killers that will eat your manhood and your soul if you aren't careful. These creatures are known to lead you into their underground tunnels with false hopes and promises, only to take everything a man holds holy. All females are Trap Door Spiders, and this is indeed a manlaw.
Trap Door Spider= "I love hanging out with you. You are so fun and you always make me laugh!"
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."
by A Group of Men who know the Truth December 12, 2006
When a man's penis migrates from one side to the other, but turn falls thru the opening in the front of his underwear. Resulting in a trap that needs to be adjusted for comfort.
When I was insert activity I caught trap door syndrome mid stride, and was trouser trapped. Luckily the one leg shuffle sorted it out.
by 4BsBestIRL August 23, 2018
When engaged in the coital act, the man spreads maple syrup all over his partner but leaves her back covered, then rolls her into missionary position. After finishing, the woman should be stuck to the bed (and more importantly, horrified and flailing while trying to escape). Thus, a Canadian Trap Door.
"Joey took Anne down to the Comfort Inn and gave her the ol' Canadian Trap Door. Luckily Canada has free health care because they needed to operate immediately."
"My parents told me I was conceived whilst performing the Canadian Trap Door for the Yukon Pornography Club."
"My parents told me I was conceived whilst performing the Canadian Trap Door for the Yukon Pornography Club."
by Johny Valker Bleu March 14, 2009
When with a woman the male forcefully conducts at least three hours worth of anal, he does this by trapping her when she least expects it and then procedes to enter the back door (HARD anal). If the woman is able to walk the next day then the males technique is incorrect.
"Hey connor whats wrong with your mom"?
"Oh Tim just gave her the Back Door Trap Door last night, this morning has been rough for her".
"Oh Tim just gave her the Back Door Trap Door last night, this morning has been rough for her".
by sgtFATNUTS February 22, 2013