Blind transfer

When someone calls your office phone and you transfer them to a random number from a department you choose because you either can't find the correct number or you don't feel like looking it up.

Co-worker: Who just called?

You: I'm not really sure but I totally just blind transferred him to some one in human resources.

by jxb December 29, 2008

data transfer

Delivering sperm cells into another person's body through ejaculation.

Dr. Viktrov, the scientist: (unzipping his pants) Do you know, Natasia, a single sperm contains about 37.5 mb of DNA information? This means that the average male ejaculate would represent a data transfer of approximately 1,587 gb in about 3 seconds.

Natasia, the lab assistant: (kneeling and taking the chewing gum from her mouth and sticking it to the bottom of the table) That's a lot of information to swallow, Doctor!

by theinstigator March 13, 2014

Pocket Transfer

The act of transferring material from one pair of pants to another when you change them. This includes the removal of useless trash.

Mom: "What happened to the change from the $20 I gave you for the textbook?"

Son: "It probably got lost in pocket transfer."

by technocactus October 28, 2009

The Belmont Transfer

Having sex with a menstruating woman's vagina and then following with anal intercourse. A Chicago original coming from the Belmont stop on the CTA where one can transfer from the RED line to the BROWN line...

"Man I had a wild night with my girlfriend taking The Belmont Transfer..."

by Just Call Me Paul... April 11, 2010

monroe transfer

When one person sticks a tube in their ass and then sticks it in someone else's ass and shits in their ass.

"Hey babe wanna monroe transfer?"
"No you sick sonofabitch!"

by milk February 14, 2005

glitter transfer

When you can't lie to your partner about not going to the strip club because you have glitter all over you, your clothes and your vehicle from the lap dance you received

Kay: Have you been to the strip club, again?!
Jay: No, I told you I quit going.
Kay: Then what's with this glitter transfer all over your truck?!

by MeanJean June 8, 2014

transferitis

When one is in the last semester of a community or jr. college. And has gotten accepted into a four year college or university. Leading to laziness, and is reluctant to do homework or anything relating to academia. Because only college credits transfer, not ones gpa. similar to transferitis

I just want to transfer to the U of M already, there is only a month left of my final semester at this community college. I have such bad transferitis that I can't even do homework

by AndytheWoodelf April 21, 2011