Train Nerd

A person who knows almost anything and everything about trains and goons to them at night.

That guy is truly a train nerd.

by THEKOOLLERGUY June 29, 2025

Train of nut

Derived from the phrase: “Train of thought” where one is speaking and suddenly forgets where they were going with it or loses their “train of thought.”

Train of nut is similar in that whilst attempting to bust a vicious nut, one may suddenly lose all will to continue for seemingly no reason, or perhaps because some thought or image flashed into their mind that ruined the nut in progress. This is known as losing one’s “Train of nut.”

An example of this in progress is as follows:

Guy: *Is beating off furiously*

*image of something inherently non-sexual or off-putting flashes into guy’s mind.*

Guy: *Loses all will to continue the act*

Guy: “Dammit, I’ve lost my train of nut.”

by Bobbeh carlos November 22, 2020

On the express train to Narnia

When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.

Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train

Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"

by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019

Train Spotting Safety Net

(n) Stag term for the drug Naloxone ( aka NARCAN). Term is based on the drug addiction movie Train Spotting and the drugs use in countering opioid overdose.

Don't worry. We can shoot up. I've got plenty of Train Spotting Safety Net in case we OD.

Train Spotting Safety Net is great but who's going to administer it if we OD?

by Funmunke April 2, 2017

I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Tallahassee Night Train

The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with said soiled sock. This act is preferably done while yelling "BOOM! T.N.T.!" at the moment of impact (the T.N.T. of course standing for "Tallahassee Night Train").

It is advised that any victim of a Tallahassee Night Train must well and truly deserve it, otherwise any repercusions experienced later by the perpitrator at the hands of the victim is completely legal, in accordance with the Standard Dude Code. (Section 3-32C - "If you hit anyone in the face with your jizz, they better deserve it, or they have the full right to kick your ass.")

"Oh man. Eddie found out Lance banged his girlfriend last night. So he dumped her and gave him a Tallahassee Night Train."

"Damn, that's harsh. Well...at least Lance deserved it."

by majindelaware March 22, 2010

Nope train

The nope train is a train you take when you see something that scares or extremely disturbs you. When things like this happen you simply say: "that you are taking that nope train".

Person:" hey, is that a spider on you"
Me:" nope,nope taking that nope train to nope land!"

by Randybutternubs October 11, 2014