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Trainable Fern

This act is when a man delicately puts some cocaine into the tip of his phallus, then proceeds to have anal sex with a man or woman. This is so when he ejaculates, it projects the cocaine so it goes straight into the recipients bloodstream.
I gave a Trainable Fern to my friend, he got so high!
by Wooooord Fiend April 13, 2011
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tragitainment

The type of TV show that presents unfortunate mishaps, accidents and disasters as entertainment. Tragedy + entertainment= tragitainment.
TV shows such as 'What Went Wrong?', 'When Weather Goes Bad', 'Pet Rescue', 'Air Crash Investigation'. And so on. Tragitainment tells the tragic tale of boy swept away by flood, airshow crash spectators incinerated, NASCAR driver baked to crisp in horror smash etc.
by Mark Carr May 18, 2006
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tragilarious

Tragic and hilarious at the same time; Schadenfreude
Cheerleader #1: "Oh my God did you see that fat girl fall down the stairs earlier today?!"
Cheerleader #2: "Yeah. I kinda felt bad for laughing, but it was so tragilarious."
by Sarah Goldy January 11, 2009
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Tragically Delicious

ADJ.
Trag-ik-lee Di-lish-iss (rhymes with "Magically Delicious")

1) Used to describe an event that had befallen a foe which is sad, terrible, or tragic. One must enjoy said event.

2) Term used to describe a terribly unfashionable outfit or style that inexplicably works.
"My ex's new girlfriend is a total skank ho. Her ex hit on mine right in front of her. It was tragic... tragically Delicious!"

Fashion Gay #1: OMG, did you see what she was wearing?
Fashion Gay #2: I know! Cowboy boots with traditional Inuit garb? It's tragically Delicious!
by Jeanette M. May 7, 2008
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trainable

(n.) Circa-1970's politically correct term for a mentally disabled person who is still able to follow simple instructions.
Don't call him a moron, please call that retarded person a trainable.
by Mango January 2, 2003
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Trainable

Affected with moderate mental retardation and capable of being trained in self-care and in simple social and work skills in a sheltered environment.
"Hey Frank, how come you haven't gotten up yet?" asked the teacher.
"I'm w-wet and sticky," replied the trainable.
by Joe1015 September 28, 2005
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thagina

A hole in one's thigh which is comparable to a human female's external genitalia.
Shane went to the doctor to get that skin growth removed from his thigh, now it's a big gaping thagina.
by maglioordonez April 2, 2010
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